August 2012
2 posts
ISRAEL
I like handball now.  When people ask me: “So what do you do?”, maybe I should just answer: “I play handball.”  Or: “I lose at handball.  And other things too.  What do you lose at?” Here’s a rundown of just three of the people who have soundly beat me at handball over the past few weeks (and, trust me, there have been way more than three): —A...
Aug 31st
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GESUNDHEIT
Skinheads are scary.  They’re angry, paranoid, racist, violent and—most likely—impotent.  I think skinheads do exactly what they’re supposed to do: They scare the poop out of you.  I’ve never been around one to the point where it could be called “hanging out,” though I admit that would sound hilarious to friends. “The other day I saw Matt...
Aug 6th